I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me.WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?.People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles.She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing.X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.X is color blind and trying to solve a rubies cube… This could take a while.X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.sometimes, not remembering may be the better.When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!.Love can be shared in different mediums the one and most effective is the Status Sharing medium user Types a status and click share to share the love and Fun with all his Friends so here we go with some of the best statuses you can grab and share with all your friends for having some ultimate fun. Facebook gives all users a way to share their love and feelings with everyone their parents, friends, relatives and all other Homies.
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